Happy Holidays! Thanks for joining me here at The Combine! You hopefully had a few presents under the tree this year and, just like you, your favorite NFL team probably has some wants and needs on their Christmas wish list. Let’s check out what each NFL team should be asking for this year!
Chicago Bears: The Bears have had a wonderful Christmas this year, having won the division championship for the first time since 2010. Chicago has received a couple of huge gifts already this season, in the form of first-year head coach Matt Nagy and superstar linebacker Khalil Mack. The Bears would love to receive another gift as they head into Week 17…they need a win and a Rams loss to clinch the No. 2 seed in the NFC.
Minnesota Vikings: The Vikes have a simple Christmas wish, they need a win against the aforementioned Chicago Bears in Week 17 to sneak into the playoffs. The Vikings headed into the season with lots of hype, but have disappointed to this point. Kirk Cousins and crew can still salvage the season with a win over the Bears. As we all know, anything can happen in the playoffs, but Minnesota needs a little holiday magic to get in the tournament.
Green Bay Packers: It has been a rough year for the Pack. Green Bay will be sitting at home staring at the fireplace when the postseason rolls around. Aaron Rodgers and company have a new coach at the top of their wish list. Things ended rather abruptly with longtime coach Mike McCarthy and the cheese heads would do well to ask Santa for a home run hire this offseason. While Rodgers himself is probably still wishing for the return of Jordy Nelson.
Detroit Lions: Things got off to a rocky start in Motown under first-year head coach Matt Patricia. He did improve Detroit’s perpetually poor defense, but Matt Stafford and the usually-dependable offense pulled a baffling disappearing act over the second-half of the season. I don’t know if Santa will bring Golden Tate back, but the Lions need some major help at receiver and should also pray for the health of rookie RB Kerryon Johnson, who flashed some superstar potential in his limited playing time this season.
New Orleans Saints: After a heartbreaking loss to Minnesota in the playoffs last year, the Saints have come back with a vengeance in 2018. New Orleans has almost everything a team could want; a hall of fame QB, talented offensive players, and a defense that can hold its own. The Saints have already secured home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. The only thing they can ask Santa for is a second Super Bowl win.
Atlanta Falcons: You have to wonder how many more lost seasons Atlanta will suffer through. With Matt Ryan and Julio Jones in their prime, the Falcons need to win now. The organization will be sending up prayers for a healthy 2019, as they struggled with a ridiculous amount of injuries this season. Head coach Dan Quinn would be wise to put a new offensive coordinator on his wish list with Steve Sarkisian continuing to flounder in his second year on the job.
Carolina Panthers: The Panthers will obviously be praying for quarterback Cam Newton’s shoulder this holiday season. Newton has labored to throw the ball downfield for much of the season and was shutdown for Carolina’s last two games. If Carolina let Cam make this wish, I’m sure we would see an upgraded offensive line before the kickoff of the 2019 season. Newton has been stuck behind a leaky o-line for most of his career and needs jolly old Saint Nick to send some pass blockers to Charlotte.
Tampa Bay Bucs: Similar to Tennessee and Miami in the AFC, Tampa Bay needs some clarity at the QB position. The organization faces a crucial decision in the upcoming offseason. The Bucs must decide if Jameis Winston is their quarterback of the future or if it’s time to cut ties with a player that has been slightly above average on the field, but has displayed horrible decision making off it. Tampa must also decide what to do with head coach Dirk Koetter, who has underachieved since getting the top job.
Dallas Cowboys: Some wishes have worked out well for Jerry Jones and the ‘Boys. High-risk, high-reward draft picks Jaylen Smith and Randy Gregory are finally paying off and a mega-trade for Amari Cooper is looking much better than it did two months ago. What the Cowboys do need is some postseason momentum. Dallas hasn’t logged a win in the playoffs since the 2014 Wild Card round. They should ask Santa for a long overdue playoff win.
Philadelphia Eagles: Philly might have used up all their holiday mojo last season, when the long-suffering franchise won its first world championship of the Super Bowl era. That drought was ended by backup QB Nick Foles, who has the Eagles on the verge of a playoff appearance since once again stepping in for the injured Carson Wentz. While Wentz is the more talented player, perhaps the Eagles should wish for a extra-long recovery time that leaves Foles in the lineup well into 2019.
Washington Redskins: Shewww…where should I start? Though he catches tons of flack, head coach Jay Gruden has actually done a respectable job since taking the reigns of this dumpster fire. Washington fans should ask Santa for owner Daniel Snyder to sell the team. The revolving door of general managers, along with Snyder’s own ridiculous methods, have made it almost impossible for the ‘Skins to have any level sustainable success on the field.
New York Giants: The Giants need to take a page from the cowardly lion’s playbook and ask for some courage. There comes a time in every child’s life when they have to part with their favorite “blankie” and the Giants must find the courage to part with theirs…quarterback Eli Manning. With electric young players like Odell Beckham Jr. and Saquon Barkley, the Giants need to embrace a youth movement and let their Super Bowl hero ride off into the sunset.
Los Angeles Rams: In a season that’s been mostly smooth sailing, the high-flying Rams have hit a bit of turbulence over the last few weeks. Road losses the Saints and Bears are nothing to be ashamed of, but a home loss to the Nick Foles-led Eagles and an injury to franchise RB Todd Gurley have to be raising Sean McVay’s blood pressure. The loss of Cooper Kupp has hurt this offense and a defensive unit that everyone thought would come around hasn’t yet. The Rams hope to find a healthy Gurley and some defensive cohesion in their stocking.
Seattle Seahawks: Coach Pete Carroll has the Seahawks heading into Week 17 at 9-6, but this season might the most impressive accomplishment of his career. Seattle is in the playoffs, but should have asked Santa for home-field in the postseason. The Seahawks style of play doesn’t travel as well as some and they face a road contest either at Dallas or Chicago, depending on Week 17 results. Neither will be easy, but we’ve seen Russell Wilson pull off holiday miracles before.
San Fransisco 49ers: After a splashy offseason, the Niners’ regular season was pretty much over as soon as it began. Franchise QB Jimmy Garoppolo went down in Week 3 with a season-ending injury and RB Jerick McKinnon never even made it to Week 1 after signing a huge free agent deal with the Niners. The organization seems to be in good hands with GM John Lynch and head coach Kyle Shanahan, but they sure could use some holiday help with their injury issues as they head into 2019.
Arizona Cardinals: For a team that was regularly competing for the postseason under coach Bruce Arians, the Cardinals have looked like an expansion team this season. First-year head coach Steve Wilks might not get a second year and the Cardinals seem to be either extremely young or extremely old at almost every position, with only misused RB David Johnson truly in his prime. Arizona might want to ask Santa to bring Bruce Arians out of retirement in hopes of rejuvenating this lifeless team.